🐾 HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
INSANITY WAIVER
“Sign Here & Lose Your Dignity Forever” 😜
⚠️ READ THIS (OR DON’T… YOU’RE SIGNING ANYWAY 😜)
I, being of questionable sanity and dubious decision-making skills,
do hereby voluntarily join this legendary madhouse known as the Hash House Harriers.
🍺 1. DRINKING COMMITMENT
- Beer is not a choice… it is a religion 🍻
- “Just one drink” is a myth
- Hydration means more beer
🏃 2. RUNNING (UNFORTUNATELY)
- Running/walking/crawling may happen
- Mud, hills, dogs & confusion included
- Getting lost is part of the fun
🤪 3. EMBARRASSMENT GUARANTEE
- You will get a ridiculous Hash Name
- Public roasting guaranteed 🔥
- Everything will be remembered 😆
🍻 4. SOCIAL MADNESS
- Laugh at terrible jokes
- Clap for nonsense
- Sing loudly & badly 🎤
🚑 5. RISK & RESPONSIBILITY
- You may trip, slip, fall 😅
- Hangovers are self-inflicted
- No responsibility for dignity 😎
🐕 6. HASH RULES
- Respect the trail
- Respect fellow Hashers
- Always follow: ON ON! 📣
✍️ FINAL CONFIRMATION
I join at my own risk, my own madness, and my own free will.
