THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER RUN... THIS IS SIX… THREE… ZERO!!!
📅 Date: Sunday, 31st May 2026
⏰ Time: 9:30 AM (Whenever the beer gets cold 🍺)
📍 Venue: SOCIAL – NESCO Gate 3, Goregaon East
👕 Dress Code: Hash gear compulsory 😎
💰 REGO: ₹2100 (Includes Unlimited Drinks, Food, Bakchodi, Embarrassment & Blackmail Material)
🏅 Special Offer: Completed 5 Trails since Jan 2026? Only ₹1600! (Send rego to SHINING: +91 93200 31565)
⚠️ Warning: Possible side effects include sudden liver confidence, terrible singing, illegal dance moves, and next-day photo regret. No on-the-spot regos!
THE MADHNESS MAYHEM RUN
📅 Date: Sunday, 26th April 2026
⏰ Time: 9:30 AM sharp (Latecomers = LIVE roasting 🔥)
📍 Venue: Rao Bungalow, Madh Marve Road
💰 Damage: ₹250 (till 24th April) | ₹400 (after 24th - no negotiation 😎)
🍺 Beer Damage: As per Hash Rates. (GPay/Paytm: 9320031565)
Hashers, Hash Virgins, walkers & lost souls — this is a proper Hash Run where the trail will confuse you, hares will disappear, Google Maps will betray you, but you will still say “mast tha!”
Attendance strongly encouraged. Excuses (hungover, boss ne roka) are INVALID 😈.
Oi you filthy, beer-loving, trail-losing legends!
📅 Date: Sunday, 29th March 2026
⏰ Time: 09:30 AM sharp-ish (Hash time 😏)
📍 Venue: Pop Tate’s, Malad West
💰 Damage: ₹250 per drunk runner (Register before 27th via GPay: 9320031565). Procrastinators pay ₹400 💸.
This time we invade Malad ka concrete jungle. Expect running like confused chickens, getting lost in the Metro, and hydration so irresponsible your liver will file a complaint.
New virgins welcome (we’ll corrupt you 😈). Drinkers = VIP MEMBERSHIP 🏆.
Walk with Wild Animals in a Concrete Jungle
📅 Date: Sunday, 22nd Feb 2026
⏰ Time: 9:30 AM sharp
📍 Venue: Nivant Villa & Lawns, YEOOR Hills, Thane
💰 Rego: ₹250 (Advance only via GPay: 9320031565 to Shining ✨)
👕 Uniform: FREE Hash T-Shirt Mandatory. Sweat it. Tear it. Stain it with beer 🍺😎
Expect:
No pay ❌ No trail ❌ No beer ❌. Drink responsibly… or don’t, the hares will be blamed anyway 😈.