🏃♂️🍺 HASH RUN 629 – THE “SUN BURNT BUT NOT BROKEN” EDITION 🔥🌞
ON ON you mad bunch of dehydrated legends!!! 🤪
What a run!!! Under the full blast nuclear reactor also known as the Mumbai sun ☀️🔥 — this was not a run… this was survival training sponsored by Satan himself 😈
After 1.5 HOURS of legendary roading 🚗🚕🚙 (and questioning all our life decisions), we finally reached a location that was worth every drop of sweat 💦 — sea breeze, killer views, and zero regrets (okay… maybe a few 😜).
But WAIT… where were the rest of you??? 🤨
Seems like many hashers chose AC + sofa + Netflix over heatstroke + glory 🛋️❄️
SHAME SHAME 😏
Only 12 brave souls 💪🔥 showed up — the true warriors of the Hash Kingdom 👑
Trail took us through:
🐟 Fishy bazaars
🌊 Coastal vibes
🤢 Dry fish zones where the smell hit harder than a hangover
Special mention to our firang hasher Justin 🇺🇸 — who got a full “Smells of India” experience 😂😂 Bro didn’t just run… she inhaled culture 💀
Through narrow gali’s, fishing villages, and mystery turns… we marched on 🏃♂️
Then came the BIG CONFUSION 🤯 — trail vanished for 300 meters!!!
No marks ❌
No clues ❌
Only blind faith and random locals giving directions 😆
But like true hashers — we NEVER GIVE UP 💪
(Also because going back was not an option 😜)
Finally… DEAD TIRED 😵
Legs gone ❌
Bodies boiling ♨️
Clothes = fresh from tandoor 🔥
We hit a rest point where COLD BEER 🍺 = GOD 🙏
Instant resurrection!!! 💀➡️😇
Then AGAIN… ON ON!!!
Completed 6 KM…
…but felt like 25 KM ULTRA MARATHON 😭
And then came HEAVEN 😍
🍺 Ice cold beer
🍗 Killer biryani
😂 Non-stop bakchodi
Followed by EPIC ROAST SESSION 🔥
Jaideep & Chirag absolutely DESTROYED everyone 🤣🤣
No one was spared… not even dignity 💀
❤️ But here’s the real talk…
Once a month… we become a FAMILY 👨👩👧👦
No stress ❌
No tension ❌
Only madness, laughter, and being kids again 😍
So WHY are numbers dropping??? 🤨
Come on you lazy buggers 😏
At least ONE SUNDAY a month — give it to the Hash family ❤️
Because this… THIS is life 🍺🏃♂️
ON ON!!! 🍻🔥
🚨🍺 BOMBAY HASH RUN #628 – MALAD: THE GREAT CONFUSION MARATHON 🍺🚨 @ Yeoor Hills 🍻🐰
ON ON you bunch of directionless legends, liver athletes, and heat-resistant specimens 🍺🏃♂️😎🔥
This Sunday’s masterpiece by the glorious Bombay Hash House Harriers in the concrete jungle of Malad 🌆🤯 was not just a run… it was a full-blown social experiment to test how long grown adults can survive without basic navigation skills 🤡🧭❌. The so-called “trail” had taken early retirement 😴 because there were absolutely NO markings — no flour ❌, no arrows ❌, no brains ❌… just blind faith and poor decision-making 😂. It was a LIVE RUN 😱 meaning the only instruction was “follow the group”… which worked beautifully until the group disappeared like our stamina after 1 km 🏃♂️💨😵💫.
Soon enough, we had mini tribes forming at every junction 🧑🤝🧑🤔 each confidently heading in completely WRONG directions ❌➡️❌. At one point, a few of us proudly followed a “group” for a solid 10 minutes… only to realize they were just innocent morning walkers 🚶♂️ wondering why sweaty lunatics were chasing them 🤣🤣. Every turn became a full-on board meeting 📢 — left? right? straight? or directly to the bar? 🍺😂 Naturally, most of us chose wrong… consistently and confidently 🤡👏.
And just when we thought things couldn’t get better, enter BMC — the real trail setters of Mumbai 🚧🤣👏. The roads were dug up so beautifully that it felt like we had been transported from Malad to some off-road jungle trail 🌴🕳️. Mud patches, broken paths, surprise obstacles… it was like a customized Hash Adventure Park 🎢😂. At one point someone actually got excited shouting “Finally some trail!” 🤩… forgetting we were still in Mumbai 🤣. Shoes were no longer footwear — they became limited edition mud sculptures 👟💩🔥.
The March sun meanwhile was not shining… it was personally supervising our roasting ☀️🥵🔥. It grilled us evenly from all sides like premium tandoori items 🍗😂. Sweat was pouring 💧, energy was evaporating 💨, and life choices were being questioned deeply 🤯. One genius even tried running faster to escape the heat 🏃♂️💨… only to discover that physics and Mumbai weather don’t care about your enthusiasm 🤣👏.
Through all this chaos 🤡 confusion 😵 and slow roasting 🔥 the only thing keeping us alive was the holy vision of BEER AT THE END 🍺✨😍. After what felt like an ultra-marathon but was actually 7.5 km of pure character building 🏃♂️💀 we somehow crawled, dragged, and hallucinated our way to Pop Tate’s 🍻🏁 — our promised land 😇. And just like that… RESURRECTION HAPPENED 💀➡️😎. Dead Hashers came back to life, smiles returned, and suddenly everyone claimed they “knew the route all along” 🤡😂.
Draft beer started flowing like divine blessings 🍺🍺🐐, fish and chicken were attacked with zero mercy 🐟🍗🔥, and the real marathon began — gossip, nonsense, and highly exaggerated survival stories 🤣🗣️. Adding to the madness, we had a brave soul from Bangalore Hash House Harriers 🎉 who probably came expecting a decent Sunday jog… but instead got enrolled in a Mumbai survival workshop 🥵🤯. Welcome to Bombay Hash my friend… confusion guaranteed, therapy not included 😂🍻.
And just when you thought the circus was over 🎪🤣… the circle delivered another historic moment 🎉🔥 — a grand RENAMING CEREMONY 🏷️👏. Dr. Priyadarsh, after clearly demonstrating the rare talent of communicating with everyone and everything (except the trail) 🐒🐕🤣, was officially christened DR. DOLITTLE 🐴🐶👑. The honour didn’t stop there… he was also gloriously dragged into the legendary MS Management Committee 😎💀 — which, as we all know, means handling all the most prestigious responsibilities… aka ALL THE DIRTY DONKEY WORK 💩🐴🤣👏. A promotion nobody wants… but everybody gets eventually 😂🔥.
In the end, this wasn’t just a run… it was a masterclass in getting lost, surviving the scorching March heat, trusting random strangers, and most importantly… running purely for BEER MOTIVATION 🍺🏃♂️💥. ON ON to more such questionable decisions, magnificent confusion, and legendary memories you beautiful idiots 💀🔥🍻
🐰🍻 RUN 627 – BH3 @ Yeoor Hills 🍻🐰
Well… writing about your own Hare-ing is like praising your own bedroom performance 😏… difficult, embarrassing, but someone HAS to say it was good 🤣. And let me tell you… Hare-ing is NOT a kids’ game. It takes planning, sweat, madness, and the ability to lie confidently while innocent Hashers suffer behind you 😈. So first, a big salute 🍻 to all the previous Hares who have tortured us so beautifully over the years. Respect… and revenge will be taken! 😜
Now about RUN 627… in this scorching heat 🥵 you all still turned up. Either you are mad, or you heard there was free beer 🍺. The best part? Uniformity! 💙 All in blue… we looked like the Indian Cricket Team… except instead of chasing balls, we were chasing trails and losing both breath and dignity 🤣.
The jungle trail 🌳, the hills, the sweat, the confusion… and that romantic run around the lake (which we proudly named French Riviera 🇫🇷 because imagination is stronger than reality after beer 🍺😂)… everything was perfect. Some Hashers even found new “shortcuts” with their special running partners 😉.
Big moment 🎉 – we launched our new website:
🌐 Bombay Hash House Harriers – www.bombayhash.org
Please give suggestions, improvements, complaints, and gossip. Also share your photos 📸… especially the embarrassing ones. Blackmail material is always welcome 😈.
And now… the real icing on the cake 😏🍺…
For the first time in recent sinful history… THREE hashers were upgraded from Dickless / Cunt to official Hash names!
ALL HAIL!!! 🙌
🍻 Dr Priyadarsh Vasanthan – Shakes-his-Spear
(Still on hold… members want more performance reviews 🤣)
🍻 Alistair Fernandes – BoGo
(Buy One Get One… ladies, please confirm the offer validity 😜)
🍻 Cheryl Moraes – Nano Bomb
(Small size, big explosion 💣🔥)
So when you meet them… don’t behave like decent people… ASK THEM WHY! 😈
Huge thanks to the Miss Management 💃 for guiding, supporting, and controlling this beautiful chaos. And big love ❤️ to the Hashers who travelled from Pune and Nashik to honour us and get equally abused.
Let’s meet next time with the same strength, madness, and even bigger numbers! 🐰🍻 On On!
🐾🍻 HASH HARRIER RUN #626 – MAHALAXMI RACE COURSE, WORLI 🍻🐾
ON-ON you unstoppable pack of walkers! 😜🎉
Run #626 kicked off at the iconic Mahalaxmi Race Course, Worli 🐎
Before rumours start — no horses were raced, chased, or overtaken 🐴❌
Instead, we proudly survived Mumbai’s finest CONCRETE JUNGLE 🏙️💥
This was not just a run… this was an INTERNATIONAL HASH CIRCUS 🌍🍺
We were honoured (and slightly corrupted) to host guests from:
🇯🇵 Japan — BIG in Japan 😎🎌
🇺🇸 USA — straight from the US Consulate 🧐🍻
🇬🇧 UK — and yes, NOT OUT is proudly from the UK 🇬🇧😂
The pack enjoyed a “run” (read: beautiful walk 😏) along the stunning Worli Sea Face 🌊✨
Graceful hand waves to Isha Ambani 👋💎 (still waiting for her first ON-ON 🤞😜)
Chaos followed us as usual 😈
🚶♂️🚶♀️ Hashers crossing paths with LOLLAPALOOZA pilgrims 🎶🎤
🍩🥐 City Bakery trying hard to break Hash discipline 🤤🔥
But discipline prevailed (for once!) 💪
No stopping, no snacking, no bakery betrayal 🚫🥖
Because the FINAL CIRCLE awaited 🍺🔔
And OH WHAT A CIRCLE 🤩🔥
🍺 Beer flowing like monsoon drains
🍢 Kebabs vanishing without witnesses
🍗 Chicken & 🐟 Fish running faster than Hashers
🍛 Khichdi & Biryani restoring global balance 😌🙏
🙌 SPECIAL TANK YOU! 🙌
🐾🔥 Porus & Katy — for laying a legendary 10 KM TRAIL through the concrete jungle 🏙️
Proof that even in Mumbai traffic, HASHERS ALWAYS FIND TRAIL 😜🍺
Big howls and sloppy hugs to:
🎉 Madeline and friends
🇺🇸 The US Consulate crew — officially inducted into Hash madness 😈🍻
🇯🇵 Akiko — BIG in Japan, BIGGER in spirit ❤️🎌
Endless laughter, premium gossip, and highly unreliable stories filled the circle 😂🗣️
A beautiful walk, zero pace, unlimited food — PERFECT HASH ✔️
📣📣 HASH ANNOUNCEMENT – SAVE THE DATE! 📣📣
🐾🍻 NEXT HASH RUN 🍻🐾
📅 22nd FEBRUARY
📍 YEOOR HILL, THANE 🌳⛰️
Hills, beer, and excuses guaranteed 😜🍺
Until then…
ON-ON! ON-ON! ON-ON! 🐾🍻🔥
👉 If you remember the trail, you didn’t drink enough. 😎🍺
🐾🍺 Nash Hash Panchgani 2026 – A Three-Day Hash Fairytale 🍓⛰️.
📅 9th January – The Great Hash Migration Begins! 🌍🐕🦺
On the glorious 9th of January, Panchgani witnessed something historic 🚨 — hashers invading from all corners of the world 🌏
India chapters marching in full force 💪, with international legends flying in from London 🇬🇧, Kuala Lumpur 🇲🇾, Nairobi 🇰🇪 and many more miles, miles, and more miles ✈️🚂🚗 — just to drink, run, sing, and forget directions together 😜
This, my dear hashers, is the TRUE SPIRIT OF HASHING ❤️
Strangers on Day 1, family by beer #2 🍺
A special mega-sized THANK YOU 🙏 to GM Ketki (Bonsai) of BH3 🌱 — the master puppeteer who somehow aligned humans, booze, trails, hotels, and chaos into one perfectly confused masterpiece 🎭
Behind her stood the rock-solid MMC Bombay, working silently while we worked loudly 🍻
By nightfall, the air was thick with laughter, hugs, whistles, hash songs sung completely off-key 🎶, and the strong feeling that sleep was optional 😴❌
On-On to Day 2!
📅 10th January – Trails, Tales & Total Madness! 🏃♂️🍓🍺
Ahhh… Day 2 😎
The day when legs complained, but hearts said “ON-ON!” 💥
Set against the breathtaking beauty of The Ravine, Panchgani, our heroic Hares unleashed trails full of:
- Steep climbs ⛰️ (why so vertical?! 😵💫)
- Dreamy plateaus 🌄
- Fields so scenic we forgot we were suffering 📸😂
And then came the legendary Strawberry Trail 🍓🍓🍓
A 7.5 km nature paradise — calm, green, juicy, and Instagrammable 😍
Some of us tasted strawberries…
Some tasted mud…
And RUNNERS, being runners 🙄, casually added 10 km extra, turning it into a heroic 17 km “because we can” trail 🏃♂️🔥
Evenings?
💃 Dance floor destroyed
🍺 Numbers played (and forgotten)
🍽️ BH3 gastronomically overpowered us with an epic dinner
Special hats off 🎩 to: 🔥 FUBAR
📚 Whakopedia
✨ Shining
🔁 Come Again
🌱 Ketki (Bonsai)
😈 and of course… Baby Dick (yes… twice… because why not 😜)
The night ended the only way a hash night should —
laughing, dancing, singing nonsense, and bonding like a mad global family ❤️🌍
📅 11th January – The Hangover Goodbye 🥹🍳🍺
And then came Day 3…
The Hangover Trail 😵💫 — gentle on paper, emotional in reality 💔
Fuelled by:
- Strong breakfast 🍳
- Weak legs 🦵
- Stronger memories 🥹
We walked, jogged, shuffled, and emotionally dragged ourselves through the final trail… knowing what was coming next 😔
The goodbyes…
The hugs that lasted longer 🤗
The “see you soon” promises 📆
The feeling that this wasn’t an event — it was FAMILY ❤️
As hashers slowly dispersed back to their destinations — India, London, Kuala Lumpur, Nairobi, and beyond — one thing was crystal clear 🍻
👉 Nash Hash Panchgani 2026 wasn’t just run… it was LIVED.
A massive THANK YOU once again to Bombay Hash House Harriers, MMC Bombay, and especially GM Ketki (Bonsai) for gifting us memories that will echo in hash songs forever 🎶
Until we meet again…
ON-ON! 🐾🍺
Dr. Priyadarsh BH3
Run happy. Drink responsibly. Misbehave consistently. 😜